“Without the OWL”

A hoot and a holler —
Lettered objections —
The mighty dollar (likely) —
Impresses —
A valuation —
Cuts to —
Humanities’ core —
Enumerated —
‘Freethinker’ poor —
Anon fact —
That ‘Liberal’ Arts trash —
Programmed —
For granted —
What cost —
To teach —
That curious bunch —
Who practice —
Procuring talents —
For such —
Dismal pay —
The wastes —
So apathetically —
Discounted